a slightly more obscene towel elephant.

schnozz: a slightly more obscene towel elephant.


schnozz: For some reason, even while they're so icky-sweet and sentimental, they're like great symbols for general anxiety. I like how they look like failed experiments.

maw: ah! what are those?? sea swans, flying seals, or gummi sting rays? towel animals tell you not to fear drowning or lack of lifeboats or buffet food poisoning or sun stroke or claustrophobic cabins or fat tourist stampedes.

schnozz: they're so reassuring because they truly understand.

maw: that's what his beady button eyes are saying anyways. no one could ever be lonely with animal towels in their cabin!

schnozz: if I was forced to write a bio and say I was "into" something vacuous and cute, I'd say towel animals.

maw: towel animals are so comforting and full of drying potential. they are well prepared for spills and tears and sweat and blood. you can wear it as a turban, use it as a wet-towel-whip, or you can just cuddle.